God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body!
God's Pharmacy! Amazing!
TIRED IN EVERYDAY DOING? Here are five tips for something new¦
1. Sikmuraan ang unang taong makasalubong at humingi ng sorry.
2. Uminom ng pampatulog at labanan ito. Mag-exercise.
3. Tibagin ang bahay at buuing muli.
4. Himatayin kunwari sa daan. Tiyaking may tao.
5. Tahiin ang puwet at magpatingin sa doktor.
Mga PAMATAY na HIRIT
"Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!"
"May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!"
"Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!"
"Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life."
"Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy."
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one."
"I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?"
PAMATAY na REPLY
"Excuse me, kumain ka ba ng mais? Ang corny mo kasi!"
Symptoms of a CERTIFIED SINGLE:
Symptoms of CERTIFIED TAKEN: